This is my pet. A fish. I know what you're thinking: You can't pet a fish. Well, I do it anyway.
His name is Geir Osama. Simply because he looks like Osama but he's chilling like Geir. Or something.
He's the coolest fish in the village for real. He stares you down and I don't even have to lure him out of his cage. Whenever I shake the box of food he shoots out like a rocket. Just like his mom.